Rachel

To embark on multiple ambitious tasks under the appearance of spontaneous motivation (“doing a Debbie”), yet with full prior awareness that assistance will soon be needed. Distinguished by pre-emptive planning for help and a strategic approach to delegation.

“I started decluttering the attic but already messaged my sister for backup — definitely doing a Rachel.”

by CrustyJuggler95 October 14, 2025

Rachel Burley

A rare human who drinks coffee like it’s a personality trait, laughs at her own mistakes, makes you feel like the main character of your own life, and somehow makes even the worst days feel like a story worth telling.

Ugh, I was having the worst day… then Rachel Burley texted. Instantly better.

by Liora Ashen October 14, 2025

Rachel

The most unemployed person alive. She's super scared of job applications and only plays Minecraft or rocket league.

"Rachel when is the last time you showered?"
"Like fifty years ago"
"That's what I expected"

by Professor Thawne December 18, 2025