Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure

1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"

by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011

Princess Puddin Pop

The obnoxious name your stepdad calls you in public.

Oh, Princess Puddin Pop!! are you thirsty?!

by princesspuddinpop1 January 4, 2012

The Paddy Train

Name given to a drunken Irishman or man who goes by the name of 'Patrick' when trying to converse with females on a night out. Also known as Paddy's Lemon Party adventure

"where has paddy gone?"
"he's over there trying to get girls aboard The Paddy Train"

by Kcholey November 9, 2012

elbow puddle

elbow puddles: n., sweat that runs down from the armpits and pools where elbows rest on a desk, table or any flat surface during a heat wave.

First appearance, Brooklyn, NY, Heat wave, Summer 2012

The number on the legal pad was under the elbow puddle on my desk

by knock on 83 July 19, 2012

Joe Puddick

A Bi-sexual in denial, someone who shags a lot of girls to hide his true sexuality and nature.

Uses slang words deprived from America such as 'U dan no', 'Poonani' and 'Bare'

Joe Puddick: I got with 3 girls in one week U dan no
Random person: But I know your Bi-sexual Joe Puddick, you pretend to like that poonani

Joe Puddick: 'I am Bare hungry'

by Bare Poonani lover March 27, 2013

Hurry puddle

A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.

"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."

by TankTheFrank September 2, 2013

honeydew pudding

a cute lil bitch

gay4pay was all up on honeydew pudding ;---)))

by gay4$pay$ March 1, 2014