poop scarf

a long turd wrapped around your neck for warmth.

dammit! i'm so cold AND i forgot my poop scarf!

by isshehip November 20, 2009

poop

a funny word your 3 year old son will interject into ANY conversation you are having regardless of it's content.

I love this poopy new dinner.
I'm gonna give you poop kisses because I love you so much.
I have a funny poop poop a doop thing to say to you, mom.

by myshrah February 8, 2010

ninja poop

-the process in which feces exits the body and travels straight down into the large hole at the base of the toilet bowl as if it were hiding

That endless waterslide reminds me of a ninja poop, the people are diving straight down into the pipe, never to be seen again.

by Roux and Jeff February 25, 2006

poop chute

anus or asshole

She wants me to give it to her in her poop chute

by unknown November 16, 2002

poop noodle

when you get a chunk of poo stuck in your penis hole

like kraft maccoroni with cheese stuck in it

by tttrucker4 May 31, 2005

Poop Turd

A poop turd is merely a double noun... or adjective, depending on how you want to use the words. Regardless, a poop turd is someone who's a theif, pilferer, bugger, or shamus.

That filthy 'lil poop turd was stealin' my bagels!

by Gerald McBoingboing July 20, 2006

Poop Cam

A small camera installed into the bottom of a toilet bowl to capture footage of the pooping of unsuspecting victims.

"Hey Ryan did you get the poop off your poop cam lens yet, beceause I hear someone had the green apple splatters!"

by Garth Bury May 13, 2005