pony heaven

(n) a place where horses go to when they die and then have horse sex
its okay... Sally is in pony heaven giving one last ride
by ISulliedMyself September 15, 2019
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Chuck Pony

A slang term for a Charley Horse cramp, taking the shorthand forms of each word.
Tim: ah! My leg! *gets up and limps around awkwardly to shake the pain out*
Jeff: looks like you got a Chuck Pony.
by Carneguy September 15, 2023
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party ponie

Party ponie(s) are any hairstyle, often slutty, that include a hair elastic and are believed to make drinking more fun.
Holly is wearing her party ponie out tonight, it’s getting wild.
by ThisIsLexi June 16, 2018
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Ping pong on a pony

An expresstion meaning rough sex. Often used in public places so no one understands the meaning of the conversation.
Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.
by Demoness May 08, 2011
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built like a pony

When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)
She’s so jacked she’s built like a pony.
by Mmmmoooo September 28, 2023
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yoni pony

A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!
Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
by CB&PB December 02, 2015
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Pony Bug

Gaining an almost immediate liking towards ponies/horses after being around them maybe that day or the day before.
I just went to see the horses, and now I’ve got pony bug!
by 2knugget March 25, 2023
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