Jeans; You can do pretty much anything and everything in jeans. Jeans never fail, although they do tear. If something is worthy of battle gear, it can do pretty much anything.
by TheMajorAndSacha January 5, 2008
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(on phone)
Sarah: Jess, you have to come pick up Josh.
Jess: Why?
Sarah: He just pissed himself.
Jess: Ok. I'm on my way.
Sarah: Bring pants
Sarah: Jess, you have to come pick up Josh.
Jess: Why?
Sarah: He just pissed himself.
Jess: Ok. I'm on my way.
Sarah: Bring pants
by Sarah and Morgan December 21, 2008
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Get the get pantsless mug.1.) The act of, moreso, the event when, one craps in their pants. Uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. With no hopes of a cover-up
"I knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, I was walking to the store and WHAM, disaster pants. I didn't even want to go home it was so bad. I think some actually wound up in my shoe."
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While I was home from work today relaxing in my birthday suit. I got a knock at the door. I'm so glad I keep a pair of door pants by the front door or I would have missed my monthly wine delivery!
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