A 19 year old man (or 14 idk) who is probably insane. He try’s to get girls on tiktok lives to “put in his google doc.”
by y0ur_l0cal_dumb@ss23 May 22, 2022
Get the Jesse- the cringest guy on tiktok mug.There once was a guy named Jesse sesepasara I seen him yanking off another man at lake Wilson witch was Alexander Uzumaki after that he killed Alexander Uzumaki and thats how he unlocked is trashingan
by 808butfucc November 23, 2021
Get the jesse sesepasara mug.Best player on any given hockey team, hottest man alive. Imagine Ryan Reynolds as a hockey player. Nickname is Bison King, and plays for the Edmonton Oilers
Person 1 - Did you hear Jesse Puljujärvi scored a hatty yesterday?
Person 2 - He is so hot and good at hockey
Person 2 - He is so hot and good at hockey
by DepressedSportsFan November 25, 2021
Get the jesse puljujärvi mug.Funny, outgoing, loyal person. He is a gamer not by choice, but by heart. He always has jokes to tell and spreads positive vibes around the whole group. He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, but you don't want to mess with him. He doesn't back down from anyone who messes with him or his closest friends. Jesse is not the friend you want, but the friend you need!
"Jesse won't take anyone's shit!" "You always need new jokes and stories to laugh at, Jesse's that guy."
by Migwelo April 22, 2020
Get the Jesse mug.1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.
2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.
3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.
4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.
3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.
4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess
2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess
3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess
2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess
3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
by turtle-paws March 15, 2012
Get the chucking a jess mug.Jesse is an amazing girl who loves people who don't get on her nerves! She's generally a nice person if your not getting on her nerves. She will help in anyway she can.
by NIKKIISAMAZ!! March 8, 2022
Get the Jesse mug.Jesses is the highest level of zest that could ever be achieved. The only time this happened was when a man thanked his friend Steven and busted all over him
Person one: thank you Steven this may jus be what I need to buss
Person two: oh hell naw that was Jesses
Person two: oh hell naw that was Jesses
by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023
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