poop shirt

What you get for not lifting your shirt out of the crapper when you take a dump.

Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.

by Meenuh April 15, 2014

Pussy shirt

A shirt in a guy’s wardrobe that he chooses to wear when he hopes to score hot pussy. Typically, a pussy shirt is several levels nicer than the average of all the shirts he owns.

“Hey, Marc your shirt has no wrinkles and makes you look decent for once. That has to be your pussy shirt”

by PilsnerUrquell May 12, 2019

T-shirt

Souvenirs from concerts

-Zuz, those are not souvenirs

-SHUT UP THOSE ARE T-SHIRT AND T-SHIRTS ARE SOUVENIRS FROM CONCERTS!!!

by Ya like Jazz??? April 26, 2017

Brock's Shirt

An article of clothing that has been stretched into a V-chest not too long ago.

Brock: "Ahhh, stop strecthing it!"
Bryan: "Hahaha, it's a V-neck! lol"
Brock: "No, it's a V-chest."
Mom: "Stop stretching Brock's Shirt"

by Bjizzy in da hizz house July 29, 2011

The Blue Shirt of Bliss

The unusually deep aqua-blue shirt that adorns the ever so beautiful torso of Sherlock Holmes ; Alike it's cousin, The Purple Shirt of Sex, it is renowned for sending all who gaze upon it into the throes of blind lust regardless of gender or sexual orientation; a potent aphrodisiac. It received it's "bliss" name because of the visual bliss it becomes when worn by a blue-eyed Sherlock, making them a special, highlighted kind of blue.

It's first appearance is in "The Six Thatchers", the eleventh episode of BBC's "Sherlock" starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.

Benedict Cumberbatch's muscles show more in the Blue Shirt of Bliss, being he'd just finished filming Doctor Strange.

by Mrs.Rebecca Holmes Cumberbatch January 6, 2017

Shirt

Tshirt but with a lot if buttons

Hey look Jhonny is wearing a shirt pffff!

by That smart guy there May 17, 2021

Button Down Shirt Energy

Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.

Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."

by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025