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vampire brain

1. (noun) a type of brain which functions best when the Sun is out

2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time ONLY.

3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night
Examples:

Don't talk to Harry in the morning, you won't get any good ideas from him. He has a vampire brain.

"That movie was soooo awesome! I heard it was vampire brained."

The vampire brained girl panicked. She was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn't finished yet.
by SlightlyBipolar August 13, 2011
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Team brains

when a skanky girl gives you and all your friends head
" dude that team brains last night was dope"
by baby truck June 30, 2008
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Mother Brain

1. Enemy of Samus Aran in the Metroid games "Metroid" and "Super Metroid," Mother Brain is the presumed leader of the Space Pirates and, together with her winged colleague, Ridley, poses a great threat to the Galactic Federation. Armed with her vast intelligence, she seeks to manipulate the power of the Metroids to her advantage.

Typically depicted as resting immobile in an armored case, Mother Brain has also developed other means of defending herself. In "Super Metroid" she demonstrated her combat ability through an enormous bio-mechanical bipedal body- the use of which granted her the mobility she needed to bring her energy beams and bombs to bear against Samus.

Mother Brain was responsible for the slaughter of the "daughter Metroid" of Samus Aran at that same confrontation, adding to the acridness in the feud between the two.

2. an intelligent, reclusive person who remains somewhat guarded and isolated; tends to shy away from those less intelligent than them
1. The Mother Brain killed my babyyy!!!

2.

-Where is Margie?

-She's at the library again. In the basement.

-She's such a Mother Brain!
by Mama Brain's boy May 30, 2011
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Brain dead

Person 1: Bro who’s brain dead?
Person 2: Dylan
by A cat with human ears October 12, 2020
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Brain Soap

Soap used for cleansing the brain of a disturbing image or words that just wont leave.

Can also be spelled without a space, as Brainsoap
"I think i need some serious brain soap after seeing that"

p1-"That image is now forever burned into my retinas... "
p2-"Not with brain soap!" *hands brain soap*
p1-"ahh brain soap"
p2-"so what was that image?"
p1-"what image??"
by Yaku Leslie-Draco Drespeire March 10, 2010
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Boner brain

when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.
"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."

"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
by twiceonsundays November 16, 2011
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Low Brain

Term used for a person with IQ lower than room temperature
Will uses internet explorer, he's a low brain
Austin is a low brain because he likes lolis
by PublicPotato August 18, 2019
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