mexican sattelite

The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.

Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.

by Carlotta Gonzalas September 24, 2007

Mexican limousine

N. A pickup truck over a decade old with a large group of people in the cargo bed and only one person in the cab.

Eighteen people were brought in a Mexican limousine across the border

by The Reverend April 30, 2006

Alex the Mexican

A guy so stubborn that he will make everyone unhappy (even himself) just so someone else doesn’t get their way.

girl: alex please share your location, i’m worried about you
alex the mexican: no
girl: then i’m not talking to you
alex the mexican: then it looks like we’re not talking

by itschey November 15, 2018

The Mexican Coleslaw

The act of a homosexual banging a man who has diarrhea in the butt with a carrot and simultaneously jacking off and ejactulating into his butthole, and creating a Mexican coleslaw-like mix.

Mike gave Ray the Mexican Coleslaw last night and rolled around in the sheets enveloped themselves to make a human burrito.

by Coleslawlover June 9, 2018

Mexican Fisherman

The extremely compelx act of gathering the ingredients of a taco, which includes: tortilla, beef, lettuce, cheese, tomato, hot sauce, etc. and smushing them all together in one's right hand. When these ingredients are thoroughly mixed together, proceed to fist your woman in the vagina. After continuously fisting the female, the taco ingredients should all be placed inside her vagina. Finally, proceed to eat out the female's vagina which should taste like delicious fish tacos!

Alec: yo bro what you doin?
Dan: nothin man I gotta relax after last night.
Alec: why chief, what happened?
Dan: me and my girl were hungry so we went to taco bell, then I gave her the good ol' Mexican Fisherman.

by thekevinsmyrl June 11, 2011

mexican forearm

A large dump caused by eating too many tamales

I ate 6 tamales and had a dump so large it looked like a Mexican forearm

by Az refer man March 23, 2017

Mexican Elbow

The act in which a person places their penis & scrotum in the nook between someones forearm/bicep. The fleshy package is clamped down on like a Nile crocodile snatching a gazel from the Zambezi river. Once in this vice like grip, the victims member is doused with Tabasco sauce, at which point you elbow drop to the floor pulling your vicitm down to the ground via their blistering ball sack.

If you approach me naked from behind prepare for the Mexican Elbow

by WilliamShakeySpear January 25, 2021