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It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.
Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

Davy Jones' Locker 

When an alcohol soaked tampon is pulled from someone's butthole and then placed into a mix drink of choice. That mix is then called a Davy Jones' Locker.
Hey, what do ya say we shove some of this rum up our asses and later we can go back to my place and have ourselves a Davy Jones' Lockers?
Davy Jones' Locker by Frodo T Baggin December 10, 2022

The pink Locker 

Another name for your girlfriend's twat vagina p**** stinker
When my girlfriend smuggles dope she puts it in the pink Locker

Glizzy on lockdown 

When your girlfriend has you in a leg lock and won't let go.
Ben: I'm Scared I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Jake: Why?
Ben: She had my glizzy on lockdown
Glizzy on lockdown by GoreDios April 2, 2024

Boring/boredom lockdown

When everything either is boring or gets boring or both. It affects the whole/whole wide whatever it’s called, all living things have to keep themselves interested to make it get better so that they can/could go outside/outdoors, and the whole whatever is called mean like all of the universes there are for that world, so more than the world or universe. If it is one living thing keep itself interested than it doesn’t mean another can’t go anywhere or outside. Because it’s not where if that living thing keep himself/herself interested then it’s the only one that can go anywhere. No, and it even affects the news people, so the news as well. So if a TV says “no news available” it would be due the lockdown all about boredom. So that if you stayed inside in your home during it then nothing would get boring. You would only feel the boredom if you went anywhere or outside of your indoor home.
We’re in a boring/boredom lockdown what shall we do now. Keep ourselves interested so that it will get better and that we will be out of this period as soon as possible.

Davey Jones Locker

When someone shits in a crockpot, and locks it.
"Bro he can't be trusted, last night he left after making a Davey Jones Locker."