Lauren Kelly

Lauren Kelly is the most amazing woman I’ve ever met. She gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning, a reason the smile at my darkest times, and a sense of purpose in this crazy world. She has a smile that can light up this whole universe and laugh that never fails to cheer someone up. She’s the most genuine kind person ever and you are the luckiest man alive if she somehow chooses you. Even luckier if she chooses to love you.
Lauren Kelly is the love of my life❤️
by Les Voyagers October 24, 2023
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Kellie Fitzgerald

A girl who says " oh ur cool" whenever u say something.
I hate when i talk and someone does a Kellie Fitzgerald
by Chrisprill November 09, 2009
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kool kelly

Music lover, music fan, lover of underground music, music festival documentarian. Underground band interview. Aspiring musician with Krypnotic Khaos. Koolest chick on the planet
Hey that band is amazing they need to get on Kool Kelly’s podcast.
by KKG45 July 01, 2022
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the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard
by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024
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Machine Gun Kelly

A successful multi-genre music artist that people are too blinded by blind hate to witness his success and talent
Machine Gun Kelly sold out another concert this weekend
by Ford Femboy August 13, 2024
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Machine Gun Kelly

that one guy that got kicked out of rap by Eminem and instead made punk rock music pretending, that's he an emo kid at 31 years old,

he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get
MGK's cucks: Machine Gun Kelly is the greatest rapper of all time, defeated slim shady himself, his own idol, and is totally not a pedophile
normal people: lol no
by faxlord November 15, 2022
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