Key Obidient

Any member of the OBIdence movement who for a fee, is open to negotiate for and offer politcal mercenary services to any party.

You-Suf has been identified as a Key Obidient, we can now stop talking about equity and fairness.

by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024

Keyed

Being the "perfect" level of high from marijuana.

The reference is that keys need to be perfect for their respective locks.

Man, I'm keyed right now. :)

by MrCush3 December 1, 2016

portal key

An atypical blotter of really good LSD (taken in sublingual fashion); pristine and delicate yet iridescently powerful is it's gravity to take on the machinations of the mind and surroundings ad infinitum and channel it into a force to be reckoned with by which opening up a portal to the forbidden garden to those that would partake in it's fruits of sunshine, wisdom, eternity and also lastly it being a most comforting sanctuary of insanity safe from the world for those that would like to take a vacation from eternal struggle and thus temporarily and essentially rid the user in life that takes such a key of the "brand of sacrifice" much like the protagonist character Guts in the anime and or manga series' Berserk, etc. whom bears it. There's usually a forecast for an electric blizzard of bubbles no less upon taking a portal key in the right setting; as per usual with such with a setting dependent key to other worlds much like the comforting magical insanity of the video game series Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade and hearts and whatever Kingdom hearts actually is. WTF is Kingdom Hearts anyway?! Anyways; portal keys.

Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.

James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.

by Arcana_Cat December 13, 2023

Keys

On websites where the term "kys" or kill your-self is banned users will say keys to indicate their ill will directed towards another.

"fuck you asshole keys"

by cumguy4 June 23, 2023

jesse keys

beast that lives in oklahoma and everybody wishes they could be him because he gets all the ladies

"dang, hes sexy like jesse keys"

by bazooka27 April 25, 2010

key head

genius that can unlock answers to anything

"bro my car is broken" "easy just fill up gas" "you key head its working now!"

by bestand February 7, 2025

painter's key

A simple steel tool about the thickness of a large nail, 3-4 inches long, with a loop on one end and a flattened, upturned blunt tip on the other side. Used for opening paint cans.

Opening this can of varnish sure would be easier with a painter's key.

by B SIDE December 17, 2018