To be a nigger lipped christian who cums just hearing the name god. One who also is quick tempered and believes god is behind every action a person makes. When a "Joseph Langner" is agitated or triggered you can tell by his foaming lips and his autistic comebacks that aren't relevant to the situation.
by sausagemachine3009 August 21, 2018
by monkeyhater09 January 04, 2022
Guy #1: Dude, did you here about Mt St Joseph high school's new football unis?
Guy #2: Yeah, but Kenny Williams went there so who cares
Guy #2: Yeah, but Kenny Williams went there so who cares
by Boob man October 14, 2013
Often referred to as “Pedro”, fuck knows why. Can be absolute sarcastic cunt at times. Known for reaching for laughs from his friends (Sometimes he can actually be funny). He’s alright to have around though. He’s got a little batty and minuscule youghurt slinger, still never gets him down though. Don’t even start talking football with him.
Oi Joseph Whitsey
by TheMunterHunter November 23, 2021
Joseph creen is just a straight up smelly who can hit them dank fortnite trickshots but not the ass of a girl he's just polite and not a creep
by Absolute4 February 07, 2019
When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys
Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had
Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years
Averie: he got me flowers too
Bre: I gotta raise my standards
Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him
Later on
Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore
Averie: Damn, I'm sorry
Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways
Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome
Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years
Averie: he got me flowers too
Bre: I gotta raise my standards
Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him
Later on
Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore
Averie: Damn, I'm sorry
Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways
Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome
by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny August 15, 2023
The name that ancient witchdoctors predicted would be given only to an incredibly talented individual destined to great things. (Buckthorn, 148) The day Joseph Pavalon was born will one day be an international holiday, as predicted by the soothsayers. The first name is derived from the name of many biblical figures, and is interpreted to mean that he will be a consummation of all previous Josephs. Pavalon is derived from a combination of "Powerful" and "Avalon" is a reference to the Arthurian Legend in which Avalon is a magical island. When Joseph Pavalon joins the ranks of mortals, the Golden Age of the globe will begin.
400 A.D. Man: "Oh, why is life so difficult?"
400 A.D. Other Man: "Let us pray that one day, Joseph Pavalon will be born."
400 A.D. Man: "We shall."
400 A.D. Other Man: "Let us pray that one day, Joseph Pavalon will be born."
400 A.D. Man: "We shall."
by Diddy Kong Racer April 30, 2010