jockleberries

any kind of berry that makes you:
1. throw up
2. turn a little bit barfish

or...
3. makes you think or even say
"What the F***?!" to the person that is giving you da berries

"What the f*** is this shit?! Why are you giving me these jockleberries?!" Duffman said to Mr. Guy

by I is Bob February 1, 2010

jockfit

The extremely gay gym/workout/fitness attire typically modeled by a jockhole or a tool bag. This ensemble usually color matches from the shirt down to the pants/shorts, and comes from the store with the sleeves cut off as to display the overworked biceps.

Did you see the "jockfit" on that tool bag?

by aidclimber7 May 28, 2010

Jockippy

A combination of a man who is a jock and a hippy; that is he is both athletic and laid-back.

Did you see Danny? He is such a cool jockippy!

by goldeneagle33014 March 30, 2011

jock-a-rambo

A jock-a-rambo is an athlete engaged in violent contact sports who is highly aggressive, often in part owing to the use of steroids. More than other athletes, his violence defines him. He suffers from the mindset that the hard hit, high sticking, whip tackling, spearing, brushback pitches, hard sliding, and other marginal or illegal techniques are essential ways to gain an edge in competition.

Jack Tatum, free safety for the Oakland Raiders in the 1970s, paralyzed Darryl Stingley of the New England Patriots in a 1978 NFL preseason game with a very violent, though legal, hit. He recounted this incident in the ultimate jock-a-rambo book, THEY CALL ME ASSASSIN, published in 1979.

by Circus Room October 24, 2011

Jock-ward

When two jocks meet up with each other and start arguing about some sports, athletes, or the game they saw, or some other sport-type thing and every body else is like... wut

Jock 1: "Yo man did you see him dUNK oN HiM??!?!?
Jock 2: "BRO dat wuz a FOuL BrO"
Jock 1: "NUH-uHH!! Dat WUZ CLeAN AF!!!!"
Me: "Wow... Jock-ward..."

by arthurevans July 22, 2013

jock headlock

Putting someone in a headlock and putting their nose in your armpit. Making them smell it ( usually after a workout)

Will stuck his athletic cup in my face last week so this week I put him in a jock headlock.

by Matman September 29, 2013

jock thong

Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.

Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."

Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."

Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."

by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 20, 2014