Jew Cream

A religion created for no good reason but did good. It has a pope and a bishop they love slavery. They love to smoke the bong and make Jewish ice cream.

Jacwin ' what religion should I join?'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Jew cream of course'
Jacwin ' I like to smoke the bong'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Same here bud'

by Pope Urban Sam Wise The 1st February 12, 2017

Spicy Jew

When a man of the Jewish faith eats Mexican food 2-3 hours prior to ejaculating on a woman/man's face and causes a burning sensation in the receiver's eyes.

Becky: let's stop at CVS, I need some eye drops.
Lisa: what for?
Becky: I was with Jacob last night and he Spicy Jewed me pretty good. Both eyes this time.
Lisa: ouch! Ok I need a plan B pill anyways.

by Yardee September 14, 2016

Ga-jew

This is a way to describe the rare species of human who are both gay and Jewish

They have many ga-jews at the university

by GaryGanu May 26, 2021

Jew Box

An xbox that your roommate brought in that works about as well as a jew in a pork sausage factory.

God I was in the middle of playing some insert game name here and the jew box froze! Fuck that shit!

by NotKosher69 January 17, 2011

jew pickle

Spicy pickles given to a customer in place of bread at restaurants owned or frequented by jews. Very popular at Canters, a highly concentrated jewish restaurant in West Hollywood.

Derek: Hey cool, they gave us a bowl full of pickles
Rea: Be careful, those are jew pickles....and they are spicy as fuck!

by DerekSod July 24, 2007

Jew Fro

a fro that is big and curly(can be really big or really small) but it has to be extremely curly. works best if the person has a big nose as well

adam- whoa dude check out that dude, hes got some curly ass hair.
shane - dude hes rockin his jew fro

by yodawgjfk January 31, 2010

Persian Jew

Many Persian Jews moved from Tehran, Iran to Los Angeles, California (Tehrangeles). Persian Jews left Iran during and after the Iranian Revolution of 1979, due to the discrimination they faced as Jews in the Islamic republic of Iran. Many Persian Jews moved to LA to have a better life for their families. Many are either doctors, lawyers, or in real estate and are doing well financially. Persian Jews celebrate Shabbat every Friday night with gondi, gormehsabzi, pollo, tadig and other traditional Persian/ Jewish foods. Persian Jews have huge families and they are all pretty much related so mehmonis (parties) are always lit. Persian Jews are usually short but most of them are good looking. You can find Persian Jews at Beverly Hills High school, SMC, UCLA and USC and at Sinai temple.

*sees someone who doesn’t look white in their smc class*
You: Hey are you Persian?

Them: lol ya
You: are you Jewish?
Them: ya I’m a Persian Jew like everyone else

by PersianJew from Beverly Hills October 5, 2018