Irish Handjob

When two men grasp each others penises and jerk each other off. (Similar to the Dutch Rudder)

With no girls around, Mark and Steve were forced to resort to an Irish Handjob

by 2___2 April 13, 2014

Irish Octopus

The act of shoving four fingers in the pussy and four fingers in the asshole. Spread fingers post-insertion. Wiggle furiously. Now you're administering the Irish Octopus. Why Irish, you might ask? Because one of you better be drunk whilst doing so.

Yo man, dis drunk beotch be soo gapped I had to give her the old Irish Octopus for her to get off.

by Dick Dodge September 20, 2008

Irish Clocktower

The act of getting a girl hammered drunk and while shes passed out you bone her and time how long it takes for you to jism.

"Dude John just gave Stacy an Irish Clocktower!"
"How long did it take John to jism?"
"5 minutes."
"Thats John's new record!"

by CIRCUS1337 December 9, 2008

irish tightrope

Pulling the skin of a dick and twisting it so you can stand on it

The horny slut wanted to give the young child an Irish tightrope

by Alex sock February 19, 2018

Irish basketball

A redhead giving a blow job, the red haed bobbing up and down looks like a basketball bouncing.

Sheila loved to go down -- deepthroat, a real Irish basketball star

by mrmott February 2, 2009

irish handkerchiefs

Arms, in one utilitarian aspect; usually one's own.

Given my inordinately runny nose and lack of tissue, I opted to hang snot on my Irish handkerchiefs.

by Jello Gaga January 14, 2008

Irish Threesome

Sleeping with two or more people within 12 minutes of each other. Derived from irish twins.

What did you do after that party? Wait, you nailed a chick from Suffolk and a Canadian 10 minutes later? Amazing! You had an Irish Threesome.

by the nomadic viking October 21, 2010