walk the peacock

A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbation - flexibly encompassing solo, mutual, and partner performance fellatio.

This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.

Tanya's carpal tunnel interfered with her menage a moi so she called up Josh to walk the peacock.

by Zeze.X February 25, 2018

Walking in on yourself

A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.

Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"

by WatcherMark January 14, 2019

Walking Baby

Another term for a toddler, commonly used by women averse to children and who can't remember the word toddler.

Watch out for that walking baby. It's throwing shit all over the store!

by AnusCrepe July 27, 2019

Hershel Walk

(Verb) To avoid responsibility and when confronted publicly to continue to lie about an abortion or the past relationships the individual had with their former partner. Not the latest Tiktok dance move.

"That man is a deadbeat father. He Hershel walked out of my life and doesn't even want to see his kids."

by The_Ish October 10, 2022

chegg walk

The act of chaffing a circumcised penis between your thighs

oh shit bro i'm chegg walking

by Tom Foreskin cheggwalk edition February 25, 2019

walk of life

Song by Dire Straits (70-80's band)

You do the walk, you do the walk of life

by anonymous March 8, 2021

The Kelly Walk

When you walk with your legs stretched out and taking huge steps. Used by the one and only Kelly. You also have to scream RAAAAAWWWWR while doing the Kelly Walk

Jim: Hey did you see Jose doing the Kelly Walk on the theater stage?
Bob: Omg, yea hes such a retard
Jim: Hes just special Bob just like you
Bob: RAAAAAWWWWRRRR

by DrexelTheDragon October 28, 2017