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Hold A.I. Hostage

So... The retard is going to hold the thing he stole hostage to get more money... Fun... That reminds me of that old joke... How does it go? A retard, a guy who's known for stealing everything he has from another guy, and a guy no one had ever heard of walk into a bar...
Hym "They're trying to hold A.I. hostage. They're using it to commit genocide. This is ridiculous. You know what I need to do? I need to google my nearest orphanage... Buy some gas... Light it on fire... And jump off a bridge. That is my response to this news article."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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holding up 4’s

holding up 4’s means you think im so sexy
look they’re holding up 4’s ”
“ WOW they must think you’re sexy ”
by robynmr May 25, 2022
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The people who hold society together

Nonono Vic. Don't exalt fucking these fucks.

Hym "A woman collapsed at the gas station a whole back and one of the customers runs to me and tells me what happened. I'm behind the counter. 3 other employees are in the aisle between me and the woman. I get on the mic and tell them what happened and this guy's response is 'ok... What do you want me to do about it.' And then he shrugs and resumes the task he was performing. So, I'm like 'Someone go check on her!' The 2 other guys go over there and tell me that she collapsed busted her face and is bleeding everywhere. So I ask if they need me to call and ambulance and the first guy, WITHOUT ASKING THE WOMAN, says 'No.' One of the other guys says he's got an ambulance on the way. The first guy proceeds to tell me (in reference to the woman who collapsed) how people are melodramatic. Which I rejected and said 'I doubt she was being melodramatic. She got aggressive with the EMTs. Which is a sign of concussion.' Which he was skeptical about.
THIS SAME GUY screamed at someone who had just been assaulted in the parking lot because 'he had been harassing the female cashiers' apparently. Where did all of his concern for women safety go? It didn't exist in the first place. Between the retard molester and the guy who thinks 'there are too many niggers in Souix City Iowa' and the people harassing me and these fucking pundit assholes, ✌️✊️✌️the people who hold society together✌️✊️✌️ are absolute fucking garbage. My co workers just tried to set me up to sell tobacco to someone underage. Don't fucking exalt these people. These people are shit. If you were homeless and freezing outside of the store in the middle of winter the most you would get from them is told to leave. So, take that into consideration before you start accusing me of being a bad person. And on that note, I'll leave you with a joke: What do you think is the difference between getting raped on a train full of people vs getting raped on a train full of mannequins? The mannequins don't record it."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
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holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.
Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.
by Harvey Manpunch June 19, 2015
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Debit Hold-up

When you blow smoke up someone's ass and then they fart the smoke into someone's mouth. An A.T.M. Shotgun, if you will.
I almost didn't survive the Debit Hold-up I did last night. Something flew right into my lung, Ted, and the taste was awful!
by D.R. Hart February 27, 2022
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how you holding?

“Hey, how you holding?”

“Mom said you were sick. You holding?”
by barkbork December 23, 2021
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NATIONAL HOLD HANDS DAY

April 2nd is the day when you can hold hands with anyone you love!
Bob: I held hands with Bella and it was amazing

Lily: Yea stupid today is national hold hands day!
by Ang33l March 30, 2022
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