Hang your hat on the muscle hamster

To put on a condom.

The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.

"You don't know where that chick has been. Better hang your hat on the muscle hamster."

by JohnRambo10 August 31, 2014

Hamstershaver

A strain of stupidity that is virilously contagious. Has a crayon-based diet, but also eats play-dough and paste. Choice of hosts are typically semi-retarded fat chicks with ample breasts. Never found in the vaginal orifices.

Algernon is a hamstershaver.

by CM April 14, 2004

Hipster

(Noun) A person, male or female, who wears vintage clothing, skinny jeans, ironic shirts, and Urban Outfitters, listens to Indie rock, either skateboards or watches people skateboard, and (usually) lives in an urban environment. The most popular location for hipsters is New York. They can be found in downtown Manhattan (anywhere below 17th street, mainly in Union Square or Tompkins Square Parks smoking pot) or in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

...Hipster.

by s0phfeist October 25, 2010

Hipster

A Hipster is a person who commonly rejects everything "mainstream" and pretends to be a non-conformist.

This would involve not purchasing from name brand chains and supporting "indie" chains.

This would include music by no-name bands as well.

This large group of non-conformists are in a group of conformists trying to be non-conformist?

Louis: Is that Zoe over there?
Kiko: Yeah. What a Hipster.
Louis: Why do you say that?
Kiko: Did you see her profile picture? She's eating grain. In a field. With "Indie" clothes.

by ATL2014 March 1, 2011

Hipster

Hipsters are kids, usually in high school, who think they're all that and a slice of cake. Usually they peak in high school and spend the rest of their lives playing the guitar they thought would make them millions one day. Hipsters like to aviod answering questions by using the phrase "just chill." like they think that solves anything. These kids also like to find the worst music in the world, post all these links on facebook of these "great" songs and tell everyone else in the world that their opinion in music sucks. Usually hipsters hate dubstep, and practically worship indi music. A hipster is supposed to stand out in a croud, be different, wear different things. But all hipsters are the same: denim on denim wearing, anti mainstream, guitar playing, indi listening idiots.

You: "Should we get chinese for lunch or mexican? i really could go for chinease but Lisa thinks more people would like mexican. What do you think?"
Hipster: "we should just chill."

by HateOrModivate January 29, 2012

Hipster

White middle class from the suburbs. They are the one who was responsible for making gentrification thrive in poor neighborhoods whereby it drove out the poor, hard working class. The one that destroyed the very social and cultural fabric of New York City. For those Hipsters that don't find it to be true will immediately give a thumbs down. However, ask a Native New Yorker about how they feel about it. Better yet ask the Germans in Berlin.

Source:

Welcome to Berlin, Sorry, no entry for Hipsters. (Would love to put the URL, however, UD won't allow it. Just Google the title)

Veni, Vidi, corruo

I came, I Saw, I Destroyed

Thanks a lot Hipsters for taking the life out of NYC.

by 3rd Gen. NYC October 29, 2012

eco-hipster

a hipster who thinks they're better than everyone else because they recycle. often lectures other people on the environment without any valid information to back up their claims.

person1: "sally has turned into such an eco-hipster, i can't even talk with her anymore"

person2: "I know. the other day she lectured my for an hour about the oil spill, and then asked me to drive her the 3 blocks to the bus stop."

by krapart June 29, 2010