The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.
Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?
Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
by Gr8CountryBlump February 09, 2023
by Crey November 14, 2013
by G.T. man January 14, 2021
A mans favourite food.
Normally if someone's favourite food is potatoes and gravy than they most likely are a teacher that gives mints to students, hates people named Nathan and makes you take out your headphones to tell you how they're going to cook their dinner.
Normally if someone's favourite food is potatoes and gravy than they most likely are a teacher that gives mints to students, hates people named Nathan and makes you take out your headphones to tell you how they're going to cook their dinner.
by Uhhlinds November 12, 2021
by Anonymous August 07, 2003
A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.
Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.
by bruuuh March 13, 2015
Noun:
A small amount of a foreign substance (usually from a previous sexual encounter) found located within a crevice of a plump individual (or BBW in some regions)
A small amount of a foreign substance (usually from a previous sexual encounter) found located within a crevice of a plump individual (or BBW in some regions)
by Tonemtz November 19, 2018