The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.
When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".
by halestorm47 May 7, 2019
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by Golden💖 May 18, 2019
Get the Golden💖 mug.The act of two or more people simultaneously urinating in each others’ mouths, swallowing it all, and waiting until they need to urinate again, and pissing again into the mouth. When your piss winds up back in your body, you’ve completed a golden revolution.
Bill and I both had to piss but Uncle Barry had been in the bathroom for over 3 hours. We solved it by doing the ol’ Golden Revolution.
by Tayus Neb December 8, 2019
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by dick wigglesworth May 26, 2019
Get the Golden Eagle mug.The noble and heroic act of consuming a Pint's worth of spirits in the space of 60 minutes. World-renowned for its role in the completion of operation Dong. The golden pint is known to cause sexual assault when done incorrectly.
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Get the golden anus mug.Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.
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