fudge felon

A homiesexual state of being so extreme it transcends norms to a criminal degree

“You ever talk to John David?”

“Yeah, He’s such a total fudge felon”

by FlamboyantFudgeFelon March 17, 2022

Fudge Cigar

A firm or compacted turd resembling a cigar.

"Sorry about the smell, guys - I just laid out a premium fudge cigar".

by hardgearcowboy July 10, 2017

thot fudge sundae

When your girls on the rag so you decide to eat her ass, you did such a great job she starts to cum and releases a giant shart all over your face

I ate that ass so good my girl rewarded me with a thot fudge sundae

by Chug-A-Lug-Doug July 14, 2024

thot fudge sundae

When your eating some hoe ass and you hear the rumbling in her tummy, and she is about to cum and unleashes the shit storm.that has been bewing in her bowels since last night's burrito supreme and plasters your face and torso with ass juice

Bill got had to pay extra for a thot fudge sundae

by Chug-A-Lug-Doug July 12, 2024

Alaskan fudge-sicle

The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving

I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...

by Helga von Cheesefinger October 05, 2017

Nail Fudge

were one dips finger nail or tonail in shit and eats it

Nail Fudge

by Calern7 April 23, 2023

Fudge knuckle

When you're prairie dogging it so hard it makes the ass of your pants protrude.. much like a moose knuckle but with feces..

Oh man I was so close to shitting my pants that I had a fudge knuckle..

by Glunnda August 27, 2021