The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice 

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.

Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)

The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice by Factzteller March 23, 2020

sex fruit 

your kids

The judge prohibited the parents from naming their sex fruit "Sex Fruit".

sex fruit by soaresb December 22, 2008

bowl of fruit 

Is when a man hangs a "moon", thus exposing his testicles and penis viewed from behind. The testicles and penis look like a "bowl of fruit".

I didnt mind whne John mooned us, but then i saw his bowl of fruit and had to look away!

bowl of fruit by bubba edwards November 9, 2007

ass fruit 

The act of taking a shit.

Dude, I just picked the ripest ass fruit.

ass fruit by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008

Playing 'Fruit Ninja' 

Someone is slicing their arms or legs, please don't commit Fruit Ninja unless you're me.

Friend:Virgil, are you okay?
Virgil: Yeah! I played tons of Fruit Ninja!
Friend: Yep, I'm telling him.
Virgil: PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY!
Friend: Then stop Playing 'Fruit Ninja' dammit!

Playing 'Fruit Ninja' by mindbrand February 21, 2023

smoke a fruit 

A gangster's way of saying that they're going to shoot a gay guy.

"Damn Jamal, deez gays are pissin' me off. If I see one more scarf, I'm gonna smoke a fruit."

smoke a fruit by Big Ol' Balls April 14, 2008

raunchy butt fruit 

Residual pieces of feces, usually caught upon ass hairs, which surprise an ass muncher in the middle of their business. Coming in a variety of sizes, they may escape even the most scrutinizing eyes of a veteran ass eater and give them a mouthful of a dirty surprise.
A rare version of the raunchy butt fruit remains just inside and behind the sphincter and emerges defiantly upon anal stimulation - these are the most notorious of anal 'fruits'. Upon encountering, most anal adventurers will pull back in revile and discontinue such explorations for an extensive period of time, usually upon the stipulation of prooving sanitary conditions before excursions are begun again.

Guy: (upon eating the asshole of their significant other they discover the dingles) Holy fuck! Raunchy butt fruit! (Vomits)
Girl: Ohh my god! (flushes) I'm so sorry honey!
Guy: (finished vomitting) Holy hell that was disgusting! Have you ever heard of wiping you dirty fucking whore?!
Girl: (cries)

raunchy butt fruit by godlius December 28, 2008