Simply put, one who sports a blowout haircut(see Pauly D) while receiving a blowjob and taking a shit.
"Oh man, unbelievable...I just walked in on a fuckin' blumpkin boy! It's amazing he could even manage the multitasking with that blowout"
by switchbladejack October 29, 2011
Get the blumpkin boy mug.Brunette guy that someone likes for no reason and looks british with the name thomas, often many people think hes ugly
by Jskskdk February 3, 2023
Get the brit boy mug.This guy at work was really friendly to me, I got a bit worried but as soon as I realised he had a girlfriend I realised he was a safe boy.
by Playhata1993 November 21, 2020
Get the Safe Boy mug.Nickname for D-class personnel, usually used in the steam game SCP:SL. Short for D-Class hence the avatars assumed gender (male)
Nerd: "NO D-BOI WE'RE SUPPOSED TO WORK TOGETHER TO ESCAPE THE FACILITY"
D-Boi "ha-ha COM-15 go bang-bang"
D-Boi "ha-ha COM-15 go bang-bang"
by Pogchampeyeon January 28, 2021
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Jamie “that’s the 3rd time today you’ve called me that”
Jamie “that’s the 3rd time today you’ve called me that”
by Afilthycasual March 18, 2021
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