filthy kitten

A sexual being, mostly nocturnal, whos life consists of non stop parting, drugs, and sex. Often the prettiest of the group. Can communicate with kittens and hotties.

"That Carolyn is such a filthy kitten."

by CarolynJeanne September 27, 2009

twentyfive fifty

Market price on local weed, i.e. good bud, like "krypto", or the good shit. Twenty five dollars for the half eight (ounce)/1.7grams
Fifty for an eighth (of an ounce)/3.4 grams
thirty sixty is for the same amounts but too much money.

"Yo how much you selling for, I only buying if it's twentyfive fifty."
"Sorry son, its thirty sixty"

by Twentyfive fifty August 2, 2008

Shit Filter

A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.

Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.

by Vengeful Spirit December 1, 2011

midwit filter

A kino that I personally like that another person doesn't like.

Did you hear that Jacob didn't like Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? That movie is a total midwit filter.

by The stretcher November 12, 2022

FIFTYCENT BITCH

A Fiftycent bitch is a dirty slut that after you have sex with her you flick her fiftycents just so she knows that you used her and she is a worthless hoe.

Last night i took that fiftycent bitch home soon as was done flick her fifty cents and told her to get out.

by Allen Brand March 10, 2007

filthy josh

The process of placing ones penis in a women's ass and using pepto bismol for lubrication. Then ordering a camel from israel to spit in her mouth as she has an orgasm at which time the man ejaculates semen in to her ear causing an ear infection.

My girlfriend had to go to doctor to get the filthy josh i left her removed.

Man josh is dirty fucker for inventing this

Plain and simple .... chicks love it.

Don't knock until you try it

by Josh610 May 11, 2006

filthy wasted

Wasted in the most extreme sense of the word. When one becomes filthy wasted he/she will do and say things that they would never dream of doing sober. You will also admit to things that you are ashamed of! Girls will want to slap bitches and then make out with 'em and guys will want to kill a nigga!

"I have never seen Allie get that filthy wasted! She even admitted to the time she let John put it in her ass!"

by sherbear January 3, 2006