When a football fan cannot accept their club is not the biggest in the world till players they want go elsewhere. it is like when a woman hits the wall at 30
by Dr Tard August 10, 2025
Get the The Football wallmug. A online game where you pick football players to be on your team and your team's success depends on them.
by hanalele alliter December 23, 2018
Get the Fantasy Footballmug. Football is a sport (no sh!t Sherlock)
It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi
It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi
by alexdevries January 5, 2022
Get the Footballmug. by dankipzzzzzzzzzzzz February 22, 2011
Get the snow footballmug. Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
by Lochstar! June 14, 2023
Get the School Footballmug. The most popular sport of the world. And a sort of worshipping for some fans in England. Played on a simple grounds with simple rules. The very nature of the game seems overly simple and one dimensional, but there is no other sport that inspires so much passion and commitment by fans.
Football is a simple game, it's being played for 90 minutes and in the end, germans stand victorious
by TheOneWhoNamedAllThings January 16, 2019
Get the Footballmug. Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(
I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011
Get the Kung-Footballmug.