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Eastfield Academy

The best school on the platform of Roblox. You should send your children here if you want them to excel in everything they do, specifically being shouted at by the group holder. Do not send your child here if they behave.
Sue: "I'm thinking of sending little Clarinet to Eastfield Academy"
Rachel: "If you want her to be verbally abused, go ahead"
by margaret bobs November 4, 2022
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east asian baiting

East Asian Baiting is another term for asianfishing. When a ea baiter pretends to be asian, and is very obsessed with asian culture.
1st person: I am so obsessed with asian culture, they are so kawaii (japanese for cute). I want to look like them, be them!
2st person: So you are an asianfisher/east asian baiter! That is east asian baiting.
by leehwayoung May 15, 2023
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Sioux City East

Sioux City East is a high school in Sioux City, IA. It is a great school, but gets a bad rep for being the “rich” school. They beat North and West at everything, and that is just how it is. Despite the teachers being confusing, the students being fake, and the building being shit...it’s definitely the better school of Sioux City
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Sioux City East
Person 1: Hey, at least it isn’t Sioux City North!
by Penisinspector123 July 5, 2019
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Elastic band theory

When your with someone, things can get too close. So TA-DA the elastic band theory: if you let someone go they will come pinging back like an elastic band.

YAY :)
Scenario 1:

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!!

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then.
*Later*
Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :)
Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails
by babeyyyyyx October 12, 2009
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Des Moines Eastsider

Citizen of Des Moines, Iowa's east side of the city. From the toxic waste rail yards to the most northeastern parts of the city, an eastsider can always be identified by their sub-human persona.
Des Moines Eastsider - Examples

Look for vehicles and attire plastered with EASTSIDER or eastsider 4 life.
Also reference numerous telltale signs of a true eastsider.

Male: Absent expression, gang-banger garb, arrogant, loud, obnoxious, always flying gang signs, numerous tatoos on arms and neck. Smell of garbage. On "celly" with baby-momma who is wanting more money usually yelling at top of their lungs. Drive POS ghetto cruisers with EASTSIDER on windscreen. Vehicle has "22's" that are worth more than total car value.

Female: Unattractive, two or more children with different fathers, overweight, on "celly" with her baby-daddy wanting more money, tatoos on arms and neck, smell of tuna, arrogant, drives busted up ghetto cruisers with eastsider plastered on the windows, kids jumping around the car whilst driving on city streets, yelling at children at stores.

All of whom frequent WalMart stores, beer gardens and county fairs with ungroomed children. Drive city streets as if they own the boulevard. Usually not found out of their own element due to low self esteem and heavy body odor.

Caution: Eastsiders should be approached with extreme caution and a bottle of Lysol. The initial shock of interacting with one will leave your IQ many points lower. Usually found working at fast food restaurants, warehouses, used car dealerships and pawn shops. An eastsider is a master of deceit. They will lie, cheat and steal anything to attempt to advance in society. Be wary of eastsiders, your life could be in harms way around them. Do not befriend once their identity is known. Destruction, sorrow and death follow in their wake.
by I found me one dead once January 27, 2009
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east village

west village or east??
Aww...yea lets go to the east
by herbie February 1, 2004
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east ridge

little city which is basically part of chattanooga. its overrun with tanning beds, and meth heads. 2 police stations on the main road. anything illegal is very hard.
person 1: hey man you wanna go smoke this blunt and ride down ringgold road over in east ridge.

person 2: funniest joke ive heard all day faggot.
by buttholesurfer123 September 28, 2008
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