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Summon Ed Sheeran

1st you will need 2 people

2. At precisely 2:18 am start dancing in a circle

3. Smack ur thigh 8 times
4. Sit in a circle and put something bright red in the middle

5. Massage your feet while chanting Ed Sheeran
Let’s Summon Ed Sheeran at 2:18 am

NO SOCKS
by DogLover_cool May 12, 2023
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sorry ed

overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!
*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence
by foug June 10, 2006
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/soc/ed

An event where someone posts your informations on /soc/ in the anonymous website 4chan, generally with wrong information such as sexuality or gender.
I this I just got /soc/ed, some fat guy is sending me dick pics
Did anyone here make a thread with my tag on /soc/? I'm getting weird friend requests
by infamousHeroic March 14, 2021
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The Ed Sheeran Effect

When an average looking guy picks up a guitar and mesmerizes every girl in the room.
Me: oh boy i’ve fallen victim to the Ed Sheeran Effect

Friend: But he’s so unattractive!
by anonymous September 20, 2023
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Ed

Ed is short for “Edgar” “Eddie” “Edwards” and so on

Ed is a cute, tanned guy who has brown hair and really brown eyes. He thinks he knows everything sometimes. He likes to know that he is right and will try and prove a point.

Ed is a little posh boy that sounds like a 5-year-old and when he is angry it is VERY funny.

In his life, there has been some very imbarrasing times...
Girl 1: Wait wait wait isnt that Ed?

Girl 2: yeah he’s soo cute

Girl 1: I don’t think so
Girl 2: I wanna date him
by BoredOutOfMyMind19 June 23, 2018
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Ed Sheeran

ginger GENIUS with a guitar, this UK singer-songwriter melts hearts with his smooth VOICE and relatable LYRICS. From "Shape of You" to "Thinking Out Loud," he's the go-to guy for acoustic LOVE vibes
Person 1: "I need a song for our wedding, something ROMANTIC."

Person 2: "Just put on some Ed Sheeran, you can't go WRONG.
by yeeee984759745 August 18, 2023
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Two-Line Ed

A person that only uses 2 lines in their rap verses when freestyling/battling.
Matty: "Yo my name is Ed, I'll put you to bed......ohhhhhh what now, munse."
Sammy: "Dude you literally just made one rhyme, your such a Two-Line Ed."
by Samuel Adams Wisner September 23, 2010
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