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Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.
Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.
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G6’ed

Bro I got so G6’ed last night I pissed the bed.
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ED

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Irving-ed

In reference to disgraced British Historian David Irving, when someone is punished socially and/or legally for asking a question about or attempting to debate a commonly accepted historical action/event.
Person 1: “Hey, can you come bail me out of jail?”

Person 2: “Bail you out of Jail?!”

Person 1: “Yeah, I wrote my term paper on why I thought the French Revolution and subsequent Red Terror were Bad, and my professor turned the paper in to the police for hate speech. I got totally Irving-ed!”
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ED

me: ED
Everyone else: halleluiah

halleluiah halleluiah
halleluiah
halleeeeluuuuiah
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Day of Ed

A special day when the fb communities best fingerboarders releases epic fingerboarding edits 😎

Day of ed is always on a Sunday
Happy day of Ed
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Summon Ed Sheeran

1st you will need 2 people

2. At precisely 2:18 am start dancing in a circle

3. Smack ur thigh 8 times
4. Sit in a circle and put something bright red in the middle

5. Massage your feet while chanting Ed Sheeran
Let’s Summon Ed Sheeran at 2:18 am

NO SOCKS
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