Official Dumbass Sash

A term referring to a metaphorical ribbon that is worn by somebody stupid.

"Yeah, Brian has been acting really stupid lately. He has really earned the official dumbass sash."

by bombdoorsopen October 24, 2023

neuclear dumbass disease

When your retarded

Have you seen my brother bilo he has some kind of neuclear dumbass disease in his brain

by Swampshrek November 16, 2023

Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.

An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.

by Time_Roll February 24, 2024

Schrodingers dumbass

Someone who says something really stupid and decides if he was joking or not based on the reactions around them.

"Ugh, He is such a schrodingers dumbass"

by RhythmDude March 12, 2024

Trump Dumbass Syndrome

A psychological condition wherein individuals exhibit unwavering support for Donald Trump, regardless of his actions, statements, or behavior. Symptoms include a chronic inability to recognize faults, a propensity to deflect criticism with conspiracy theories, and an unshakeable belief that "alternative facts" are just as valid as reality. Often accompanied by an aversion to credible news sources and an inexplicable affection for Twitter rants. Commonly diagnosed in echo chambers and political rallies. Treatment is rare, as patients are typically resistant to evidence-based interventions.

Despite the overwhelming evidence against him, Rudy Giuliani continued to defend every action with fervor, clearly exhibiting a severe case of Trump Dumbass Syndrome (TDS).

by AB1971 May 30, 2024

Professional dumbass

Electroboom

Electroboom: I'm what you call a professional dumbass

by TheDeadInside June 20, 2024

Morphius Dumbassius

A creature that can transform their body into any shape or form they want but they are limited by their minds and physical capabilities as in their base forms they are the size of a straw but they can miraculously create machines of mass destruction on a whim, one example of their machines of mass destruction is the "Fun" which can shoot cartoonishly large bombs by pulling a trigger next to the barrel of it

Person 1: Fuck, Morphius Dumbassius spotted near town
Person 2: yeah, we're definitely screwed

by SomeoneYouProbablyHate February 8, 2025