Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.

My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.

by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015

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Douche Fished

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

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waft of douches

The collective term for a group of douche bags, whether the group consists of people or objects.

It's never a good day when one encounters a waft of douches.

by handleofthedandle September 19, 2016

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A term used to describe a person who is a complete prick who wants all of the respect and power that comes with authority but none of the responsibilities the job requires. Also, it defines a person who steals credit like it was Poland and is clearly anti-Semitic. (Contrary to popular belief, a Jewish person in a position of power can also be a douche hitler which is doubly insulting and egregious on their behalf).

Our hipster boss took all the credit for the success and is getting a promotion! What a douche hitler!

by #douchehitler November 1, 2015

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Douche glider

Also called a Swegway, IO Hawk, PhunkeDuck, and "self balancing scooter", it is a small 2 wheeled, self balancing scooter. Once you get at least 1000 followers on vine you must buy one. It automatically proves you have money and are a douchebag.

Person 1: Dude, I hit 1000 followers on vine yesterday! Time to get a Douche Glider
Person 2: AWESOME! I have one also, we can go be rich, jerks together!
Person 1: Hold on, let me put this moment on vine.

by pest21500 December 29, 2015

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