ding ding ming

A chinese man who likes to get dominated and pegged by women half his size

omg I think Axel is a ding ding ming

by 12inchpenis32 October 25, 2023

Ding

(n) The cousin of the comedic rimshot. To acknowledge the on-the-spot approach when a person gives a witty rebuttal, comment, insult, etc. in front of a group, in the precise moment which results in a desk bell "ding", just the word itself, or a ding emoji in texts. It is one of the last bastions of honest audience approval and the highest praise for an act of true comedic performance, pure circumstance, and timing, deemed funny to the comedy gods.

Jim (aged 30- telling his group 30-year-old friends about his dating life): ...So after our fourth date, me and Suzie saw a movie, I drove her home, and we made out for the first time.

Nick: Yeah, I remember when I was 14, too. Did you at least give her the popcorn trick?

Group: Oh! That's a ding! (bangs on the desk bell) DING!

by Studs Lonigan III January 4, 2025

ding xiang

a handsome man that is super smart and his sister wants to kill him every day

he is really a ding xiang

by kaolo bezem November 20, 2021

ding dong dinner

An expression of happiness from an unexpected satisfying event occurring

Wow! I got an A on my pre-cal exam! Well, ain’t that a ding dong dinner!?

by VeganMama March 11, 2022

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

Ding Chilling

An alteration to "Bing chilling" from 2 other memes with one being a Chinese promotion for a ice cream brand which stared the wrestler John Cena and is a meme about the way he pronounces the word "ice-cream" in mandarin 冰淇淋 (bīng qí lín) which is altered by the American audience to Bing Chilling. It is also an altered meme of the "my new character" being "Just a chill guy." The alteration to Bing Chilling is because Ding Liren (a Chinese grand master at chess) is a combination of the 2 memes from Ding Liren being shown lounging during the 2024 world chess championship making the audience joke about how chill he is and the fact that Bing and Ding coincidentally rhymes.

Ding Chilling

ding is just a chill guy.

by Josol December 1, 2024

Ding

You say ding after a rude comment from your significant other. It keeps tally of the smart ass remarks so your significant other recognizes the need to back down. It’s the word you say prior to a argument escalating.

Ding : To bring attention to one’s smarts ass remarks.

“Hey hunny have you been on a scale lately”

Ding!

(Condescending tone) Wow, you really cleaned the house!

Ding

by #Templar43 February 3, 2019