The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever
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This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
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Person: Why do you call yourself Crab Meatballs?
Crab Meatballs: Because I can.
Person: Does it have any significance?
Crab Meatballs: No.
Crab Meatballs: Because I can.
Person: Does it have any significance?
Crab Meatballs: No.
by Crab_meatballs November 20, 2022
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