COVID Time

The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.

The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.

by airsafe September 4, 2020

Covid-19

Something wussies have to make excuses to get out of doing something.

Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."

by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022

Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.

"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".

by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022

Covid-19

The worst god dam thing in 2020 that has killed over 1 million people

Fuck Covid-19, it god dam sucks

by God dam it February 1, 2021

Covidated

People who got infected with Covid.

Joe's family just got covidated.

by Shazzaam January 10, 2021

Covid kid

Anyone between the age of 4-12 years old who experienced the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic

The year is 2038.

Jimmy who is 9 years old asks his father. "Were you a Covid kid dad?"

by DeadBread September 12, 2020

COVID-19

COVID-19 was a collusion of worldwide governments and plan of action to implant the citizens of the world with an identification mode.

The term, COVID-19, is actually a clandestine acronym initially coined by the W.H.O., which stands for "Covert Operation to Verify IDentification". The 19, is for the year they hatched the plan, 2019.

They plan was a moderate success, with nearly half of all citizens voluntarily opting for the inoculation of an unproven vaccine.

The reaction to the scare of the virus was a secondary study in human behavior to determine if the larger populus could pressure the non-conforming citizenry to comply through forced inequality favoring those who conformed. Those conformists include but is not limited to politicians, Hollywood elitists, and professional athletes.

Are you protected against COVID-19? If not, shame on you!

by SimonX February 28, 2023