crunch

originated in central New Jersey

(v). to cuddle, extra hard

can also be used in the gerund form "crunching"

Will you crunch with me tonight?! I want to crunch!

by theshmans June 11, 2011

Chunche

A really hot girl.

Hey dude, look at the fine chunche over there!

by Stalkers lolol. October 18, 2012

Chunch

An affectionate name for friend, a buddy, a pal who may or may not be a little bit of a muppet but you love them for it. Based on the noise your cheeks make when pinched in an affectionate manner, similar to Chimp.

1) Victoria, you chunch you nearly took my eye out opening that bottle of wine.

2) Do you fancy going to see the latest Twilight movie later chunch?

by wordchimp November 27, 2011

Cap'n Crunch

drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food

Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....

by Bensta December 28, 2005

chunch

what you call camel toe on really, really fat girls; more commonly known as bunt

My photo teacher in high school was ridiculously large and had the biggest, protrudingest loving toe you ever saw with your own two eyes. One of those where it doesn't matter whether they're wearing a belt or not cause it's practically bouncing off of her loving knees all day either way. And the definition was incredible, one could clearly make out the labia and engorged clitoris from across her classroom. I think we named it her chunch when she was out of the room one day.

by space porter May 13, 2008

chunch

Hairy(dirty)mexican vagina!!!

Sick, thats some nasty chunch over there!

by Kiki September 16, 2003

Chunch Warming

The act of a female squatting over a toaster.

Lisa tried chunch warming to achieve crunchy flaps

by Lawreee March 13, 2011