This shit is the farthest action that a child under God can do. While he waits to find a lady to take in marriage and get his dick wet all that he can do is dry hump the fucking soul out of the poor female. This typically happens when a boy of Jesus goes out for a night with the boys and gets completely bamboozled.
by Ethan Porteous May 6, 2018
Get the Christian Homerunmug. by Chrishoe March 2, 2016
Get the Christian whoremug. A bandwagon Christian is a person who goes to church. Believes God and Jesus are real , knows the way a Christian should live yet their lives are not indicative of whom they say they represent.
They go to church on Sunday, give God one maybe two hours of their time and then when they leave they go back to their old selves. Smoking, drinking, cursing, fornication, not reading the bible, not discipling etc. Live their life in the flesh by doing something and in the midst of is saying " I am a Christian. Defiling the concept of a true Christian.
They go to church on Sunday, give God one maybe two hours of their time and then when they leave they go back to their old selves. Smoking, drinking, cursing, fornication, not reading the bible, not discipling etc. Live their life in the flesh by doing something and in the midst of is saying " I am a Christian. Defiling the concept of a true Christian.
by Sanbaggr August 10, 2016
Get the bandwagon christianmug. by Tibbins January 9, 2009
Get the Terry Christianmug. A creepy person who will make your live an endless soul crushing darkness wet and bleak and suffocating. He is also watching you.
by Cj233333 February 23, 2017
Get the christian jarrettmug. by onextruth July 6, 2004
Get the christian rockmug. The christian council is a pretentious group of over-bearing, holier than you, bigoted religious pricks which inhabits The Bahamas. Not onyl do they fidn it necessary to meddle in social affairs not concerning them (theyre trying to currently out-law homosexuality, because it is mentioned in a foot note in the bible, unbelivable, right?) but they also feel the need to meddle in politics, making sure that every Prime Minister in office, is not only overtly christian, to the point that it is sickening, but also that he will serve as their obidient lap dog, if anything life threatening, comes along, like, oh lets say... a gay cruisel ine should happen to dock here? (this happened once, and the stupid twats went to the dock and protested that they leave.....single most embarrassing day to live in this country throughout history....)
Carl: hey, i heard they banned across the universe from coming here?
Ben: Yeah, it was those christian council guys, thank goodness theyre protecting us from anything they deem unfit, im so glad they have our government in a strangle-hold. :)
Ben: Yeah, it was those christian council guys, thank goodness theyre protecting us from anything they deem unfit, im so glad they have our government in a strangle-hold. :)
by Jesus was emo. October 17, 2007
Get the Christian Councilmug.