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Recreational Cheese

A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.
I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.
by The Stafford Executive October 20, 2011
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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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hoodie cheese

Nasty cheese shit when u don't wash an uncircumcised penis
Person 1: Yo bro can I borrow some of your hoodie cheese?
Person 2: Yea I got you homie. *grabs into pants*
by boogieWahoodie April 8, 2020
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slick cheese

Individually wrapped american cheese slices, which tend to have a shiny/slick appearance. Often added as a staple ingredient to a struggle meal.
Man I'm broke, I've been living off bologna and slick cheese sandwiches for a month.
by jhxetc January 13, 2017
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frumunesan cheese

Vanille looked in the mirror to find frumunesan cheese on her forehead and around her lips. A hoe fo sho...
by yo pimp, mua fucka April 30, 2010
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Gratin’ Cheese

When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.
I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.

Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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cheese tiddy

Wha... What? Why would you.. Umm... Yeah... Cheese tiddy is I guess a way to describe something that is frustrating and feels like literal garbage.
Person 1: Yo I'm trying to beat this level and it's so buggy, it's literal cheese tiddy.
by VoidCrypt September 18, 2020
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