Left Tit - Right Tit

U squeeze the left tit to get hot pussy juice and the right tit for cold pussy juice...
I like my pussy warm so I squeeze both tits at the same time...
Left tit - Right tit..
by blthrskt April 30, 2009
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biased left wing media

What a neo-conservative republican usually thinks and says about the mainstream US Media when he/she watches too much FOX News.
FOX News is the only fair & balanced news channel, the rest are all just biased left wing media!
by mailer_diablo November 07, 2004
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Left leg lagging mitosis

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter
Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!
by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018
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left behind by my bff

Don’t worry I understand, my best friend jozie just left me behind. I knew everyone hates me.....
-Haley smith
THAY ALL HATE ME! MY I JUST GOT LEFT BEHIND BY MY BFF!
by Gacha Kayla November 23, 2018
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left lane shit hauler

someone who hauls turkey shit in the left lane with a 18-wheeler.
dude, did you see those left lane shit haulers? no but i sure smelled them!!
by wicky wack January 22, 2011
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Left 4 dead day

Left 4 dead day takes place on Easter every year, and is a day in which you play the video game “left 4 dead” to celebrate the life of Jesus. This day was made by Gabe Newell, the creator of left 4 dead, to commemorate the games success.
Hey tomorrow’s left 4 dead day, want to play some left 4 dead?
by Goingxirnfness April 04, 2021
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