When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.
Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.
by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

Look at this balloon lipped baboon Brian. Atleast if my tire goes flat I can make it home with his upper lip.
by Clarkson Kentsith November 22, 2021

Probably the worst point guard in NBA 2k. Piece of Shit can't pass to save his life and his jumpshot is arguably worse than shaq. If you see him in the park don't pick him up.
by Yaya yaya October 17, 2017

Brian Hicks is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. Brian Hicks is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress.
by NBreezii June 5, 2019

by Bibgeans May 13, 2025

Brian is really into Lego, especially Lego cars. He loves hot wheels and collects them. Brian has dark blonde curly hair with beautiful sexy blue eyes. No one can resist Brian, he’s hot and is very good in bed ;). He’s a loyal, smart, funny and kind to the people who he likes.
Person 1-Who’s that guy that got arrested?
Person 2-Oh that was Brian(Very cute)
Person 1-Hot.
Brian P is so funny
Person 2-Oh that was Brian(Very cute)
Person 1-Hot.
Brian P is so funny
by Vans that steal babys March 17, 2023

by A_Cat321 September 1, 2023
