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Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.
Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.
by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021
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Brian

A big lipped bastard living in his grand mother's basement being rude on the internet to others.
Look at this balloon lipped baboon Brian. Atleast if my tire goes flat I can make it home with his upper lip.
by Clarkson Kentsith November 22, 2021
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brian wheeler

Probably the worst point guard in NBA 2k. Piece of Shit can't pass to save his life and his jumpshot is arguably worse than shaq. If you see him in the park don't pick him up.
You out there lookin like Brian wheeler cuhhhhh
by Yaya yaya October 17, 2017
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Brian Hicks

Brian Hicks is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. Brian Hicks is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress.
I heard on the news last night there was a Brian Hicks sighting in Batesville,Arkansas
by NBreezii June 5, 2019
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Dirty Brian

The act of masturbating in a raccoon costume at a zoo while driving over a rabbit in a golf cart
"Dude! I accidentally did a dirty Brian the other night when I went to the zoo."
by Bibgeans May 13, 2025
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Brian P

Brian is really into Lego, especially Lego cars. He loves hot wheels and collects them. Brian has dark blonde curly hair with beautiful sexy blue eyes. No one can resist Brian, he’s hot and is very good in bed ;). He’s a loyal, smart, funny and kind to the people who he likes.
Person 1-Who’s that guy that got arrested?
Person 2-Oh that was Brian(Very cute)
Person 1-Hot.
Brian P is so funny
by Vans that steal babys March 17, 2023
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Brian

Misspelling of brain of which the sender doesn't have
Person 1: Dude my brian doesn't work

Person 2: I can see
by A_Cat321 September 1, 2023
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