boner doner

when a girl wants you to give her your man meat.

Dude, Julie is totally hot, and I think she wants me to be her boner doner.

by MicahG5 September 15, 2004

Pro Boner

For the good of the penis

Pro boner bro, You gotta fuck Lauren to get to the Angie. Angie's worth it.

by Fonzie Shake November 2, 2010

boner boy

any kid who gets a hard on in class.

HEY BONER BOY!!!! GO GET EXCITED SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!

by raunchy tits June 18, 2010

hair boner

Pretty much a cowlick or when one section of your hair sticks up and will not go down for a matter of time or without the help of hair products and such.

"Matt, fix your hair. You have a hair boner."

by Super Special Awesome Person March 27, 2008

boner salad

a festive of international cock

Chloe enjoys a frequent boner salad

by A&V June 14, 2008

semi-boner

When ones penis is no longer erect, possibly either after blowing ones load, or just losing an erection. A semi-boner is often used for playfully slapping ones friends in the face while they sleep for a hilariously good time.

To try and piss my friend off, I got a semi-boner and helicoptered it around in his face.

by BLICK12 May 4, 2006

Nipple Boner

When your nipples become hard and stick out.

Tom "He i can see her nipples through her shirt."

Jim "Ya, she has a nipple boner."

by jimbo4444 July 25, 2012