Guy 1: My girl gave me a Brazilian Blowjob after No-Gi bro.
Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
by Scruffnozzle February 5, 2025

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018

by anonymous gorl April 2, 2019

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.
by MarkANator January 11, 2025

Today is national blowjob day 🍆
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus
Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro
Alex: holy crap bro
by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025

Nation blowjob day it’s literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or he’s over yours get him to whip
It out
It out
by Aizakku October 1, 2019
