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Jew Cream

A religion created for no good reason but did good. It has a pope and a bishop they love slavery. They love to smoke the bong and make Jewish ice cream.
Jacwin ' what religion should I join?'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Jew cream of course'
Jacwin ' I like to smoke the bong'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Same here bud'
by Pope Urban Sam Wise The 1st February 12, 2017
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Jew boner

An uncontrollable erection caused by experiencing a stereotypically Jewish event.
I got such a raging Jew boner when I saw her nose.

Steve's Jew boner wouldn't relent when he found out Nordstrum had marked their entire inventory by 25%.
by PutItUpYourNose June 2, 2015
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Dumpster Jew

Dumpster Jew. The type of low class Jewish person without their trademark hidden gold pouch around their neck. White trash without the valid excuse. Instead of controlling Hollywood like the true Jew variant, the Dumpster Jew would be a producer on Judge Judy and other similar shows.
Fergie is such a Dumpster Jew! Look at that NOSE.

Seth Rogan is a closet Dumpster Jew!
by Shekels on Da' Groun' July 28, 2017
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Spicy Jew

When a man of the Jewish faith eats Mexican food 2-3 hours prior to ejaculating on a woman/man's face and causes a burning sensation in the receiver's eyes.
Becky: let's stop at CVS, I need some eye drops.
Lisa: what for?
Becky: I was with Jacob last night and he Spicy Jewed me pretty good. Both eyes this time.
Lisa: ouch! Ok I need a plan B pill anyways.
by Yardee September 14, 2016
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Jew Box

An xbox that your roommate brought in that works about as well as a jew in a pork sausage factory.
God I was in the middle of playing some insert game name here and the jew box froze! Fuck that shit!
by NotKosher69 January 17, 2011
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jew pickle

Spicy pickles given to a customer in place of bread at restaurants owned or frequented by jews. Very popular at Canters, a highly concentrated jewish restaurant in West Hollywood.
Derek: Hey cool, they gave us a bowl full of pickles
Rea: Be careful, those are jew pickles....and they are spicy as fuck!
by DerekSod July 24, 2007
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Jew Fro

a fro that is big and curly(can be really big or really small) but it has to be extremely curly. works best if the person has a big nose as well
adam- whoa dude check out that dude, hes got some curly ass hair.
shane - dude hes rockin his jew fro
by yodawgjfk January 31, 2010
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