Waxing my Bat

To Masterbate

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first

by Sintelliner August 17, 2021

bat

A battery for a wax/dab pen

Aidan: yo I need a bat for this weekend
Sam: 30 bucks
Aidan: Ight

by Boogiebomb August 7, 2019

Nipple Bat

A game children play that involves whacking one another in the nipples with a bat.
If they do not have a bat, the children will often use their fists.

Guy One: *Nipple Bats Guy Two with a bat* Nipple Bat!

Guy Two: *whacks Guy One in the nipples* Can't nipple bat me!

by Uncle Jerthru July 26, 2016

Beer Bat

Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.

Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"

Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"

by Filipdewoozle August 14, 2023

Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.

Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.

by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021

on that bat

to be involved in an engaging manner

Somebody asked,

"Where that Topo Chico @?"
Holding them in my hand,
I responded flatly,
"I'm on that bat."

by Splendidfalcon September 7, 2016

Fukk you tam bat

Slang for saying “What are you talking about?”

Person 1: Mann shawty said I got her pregnant
Person 2: Fukk you tam bat

by KlevvyOnPerkks August 5, 2022