Cherry Cream Ale

When you use a can of beer like a fleshlight and then ejaculate into it, then mix it up and offer it to your girlfriend.

GF: "Hey Babe can you get me a drink?"
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."

by fufck January 1, 2024

Saud Al Rayes

A Saud Al Rayes is a very funny and loving person. All the girls love him except one that I can’t say her name because it’s me.

Girl: OMG Saud Al Rayes is so hot
Me: I don’t agree

by Imkindofmeansry April 24, 2022

lincoln,al

In short words, Lincoln is Hell on Earth. Lincoln is a town filled with bum ass bitches and retarded ass dudes. No one here is real and everyone only looks out for themselves. If you live here, you probably want to leave because you’re done with all this shit. The town, the people, and the environment is just so fucked up. If you plan on moving here, I assure you that you will change completely as a person in the first month or so. Whether that means becoming a hoe that send out nudes and gets exposed, or being a bitch ass nigga that can’t keep his dick in his pants so he catches an STD.

lincoln,al is the place where you can get knocked up at a Football Game.

by fakeafbit September 12, 2018

Northern Neck Ginger Ale

The most delicious ginger ale on planet erf. It was discontinued in 2020

Northern Neck Ginger Ale was the best.

by SPrice1980 August 6, 2022

deema al alawi

literally the girl that i have a crush on

random person 1: hey who’s that girl in sitting next o a fifth grader on the bus?

random person 2: that’s deema al alawi lmao

by fortneet June 22, 2021

al-block

A way to trick people into walking for a great distance by understating the distance it takes to get somewhere.

Yo fool, lets go get some pizza, its only 2 Al-Blocks away! (meanwhile, the pizza joint could be a good 3 hour drive away if its "only" 2 Al-Blocks!)

by Miguel March 20, 2004

Ales

The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Ales is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Ales is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Ales is the most handsome man to ever exist. Ales can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Ales is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about him. He does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Ales, Ales.

Is he crazy? No he’s just being Ales.

by Sajentist November 22, 2021