Date Munchies

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.

"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"

by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017

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Weird Dating

When you are a senior and you date a freshman. You also post weird photos that make your entire school feel uncomfortable.

Do not do weird dating.

by That stud 1128 April 03, 2018

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phantom dating

When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.

-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating

by will-o February 21, 2011

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salad date

It's more formal than a coffee date but less formal than a dinner date.

So uhh Sally, you wanna go on a salad date tomorrow?

by RedDevilScreamQueen November 04, 2015

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Date Balls

They are nicer, fancier, and classier balls that come out when you're on a special date. Most girls know whether or not you've got your date balls hanging down there or if you're still just packing normal boring balls. Girls will generally bring it up once they know they've come out too.

Kate immediately grabbed Drew's hand and pulled him back to her bedroom from the TV once she noticed that his date balls had come out.

by thehomie69 September 05, 2013

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