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Cancer

You playin rocket league?
Yeah playin the new game mode, wanna join?
No that is cancer!
by Layschippeee February 7, 2021
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Lunge cancer

Lunge cancer is the incapability to properly use linked swords and simply blaming the owner for having "trash swords" due to having no skill. Cry about it
Mykindagame has lunge cancer, he can't even kill Sinister with a simple linked sword.
by HolisticRevenant March 10, 2021
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cancer spreader

Cake baking recipe of the torchbearer. Making all vegans bake seitan steak, and praising the devil doing so.
This conflict escalated so fast. Neo is such a cancer spreader; he is a true meme bot.
by AgenderedAntichrist March 11, 2021
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Cancers

CANCERS
by lolcan’thavethis March 26, 2021
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Cancer

1. An astrological sign (the crab) which one may attain as a sun sign by being born between 21st of June and the 20th of July (roughly). Many astrologists believe ones astrological sign has an influence on ones personality and behaviour.

2. A collective term for a range of conditions involving genetic mutations in cell division genes, resulting in an abnormal mass of tissue (called a tumour) that can split off (metastasise) and roam to other parts of the body and interfere with crucial body functions, resulting in declining health and if left untreated, eventual death.

Diagnosis - the name of a cancer usually comes from the organ from which the original malignant tumour stemmed from. (e.g skin cancer). This classification can be further divided into the specific tissue. (basal cell carcinoma, melanoma)

Prognosis - As well as a diagnosis, cancers also have stages of progression, which indicate how much it has grown and spread, and therefore ones chances of survival.

Prevention - A man whose father and grandfather had prostate cancer may decide to have his prostate removed after he has had children to prevent prostate cancer later on.

Screening and blood tests are also ideal ways to identify cancer before they grow and induce symptoms.

Treatment: Once cancer has taken hold, there are many treatments to reduce symptoms and destroy existing tumours. These include surgery, chemotherapy and radiotherapy.
1. “What star sign are you? I’m a cancer!”

2. After a biopsy, we can confirm that you have an early-stage melanoma growing on your back. We can remove the tumour via surgery, however we may require some rounds of chemotherapy to ensure the cancer hasn’t spread”
by Dr.Bobert March 28, 2021
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cancer

this is a person who uses op hero but doesn't know how to use it
guy1-i pick yasuo
guy2-cancer ampota
by mrniceguy. March 30, 2021
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Cancer Roll

A cigarette.

Also known as a cancer stick, stick of cancer, or roll of cancer.
Don't ever smoke cancer rolls. As you may have guessed, you'll get cancer.
by username4544 April 4, 2021
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