Fashion Bear

Oh where to begin with the fashion bear? Is it even possible for one to define the existence of such a rare and divine beast? The fashion bear derives from the species that we homosapiens have named Ursidae (also known as the bear). Unlike the common black bear or brown bear, the fashion bear changes their lucious fur coats with the seasons, however the wind blows as some might say. Not only is the fashion bear in the know of the latest fashion trends of Paris, but they actually predict trends decades before they even surface. The fashion bear exclusively listens to the indie rock band Modest Mouse, and eats only farm fresh Gallus gallus domesticus (also known as chickens). At times they may come off as a bit pretentious, however it is always a true gift to be in the presence of a fashion bear.

I was horribly embarrassed yesterday when I came into contact with a fashion bear. I had absurdly left my domicile whilst wearing sweat pants and the fashion bear looked directly into my soul and shook his head with disappointment.

by I am the real Bill Murray January 27, 2018

bear thumb

it’s when a really hairy gay dude thumbs your asshole without clipping his finger nails.

John: Dude I think my ass is bleeding
Mitch: Why?
John: I got bear thumbed last night

by -/:;()$&@“ November 14, 2017

Bear Freshener

Adorable bear + flowers + poo in the woods = this smell.

See also: Sea Island Debauchery
See also: B.Y.

Let's play "Hide the Bear Freshener" in eachothers' luggage and watch hilarity ensue

by LEAHLOVELACE August 25, 2009

1000 Bears

Taking a giant explosive alcohol fueled shit.

After a drunken midnight taco bell run I totally dropped a 1000 Bears.

by 12 Tigers May 17, 2020

Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.

Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.

by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011

Tao Bear

An unbelievably sexy man who attracts many women and is hung like a moose.

"We have to figure out what Tao Bear does."
"Have you ever noticed how the women walk after leaving his house?"

shlong hung moose man thunder stick

by Jude Romero November 30, 2013

Brizzly Bear

A new cross breed species of bear found in British Columbia. With population estimates of well over 4.4million, the Brizzly, surpasses the total population of the province. A Brizzly is when a Brown bear mates with a Grizzly. Spawning well over 80,000 cubs a year, the Brizzly hybrid surpasses the traditional 2-3 cub threshold.

See Geoff I told you those damn Brizzly Bears were real. They've taken over Pemberton.

by geoffleung September 26, 2010