pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

pickle oven

A vagina.

So, how's that new pickle oven working out?

by dnbfiend November 25, 2009

Pickle Mandela

photoshappin' somebody's face onto a pickle.

Wow look at that Pickle Mandela of Bernie Sandarz

by GrepMaker September 2, 2017

penis pickle

A man called Stephen who never washes his penis

That bloke never washes. Bet he ha a penis pickle

by A scary vicar November 2, 2017

pickle-tini

A martini made with pickle juice and a pickle.

Bartender, send me over a Pickle-tini.

by Franscicle August 8, 2012

pickle bulge

When you want to call someone a pickle bulge but you’re trying to be polite

Bradon: My girlfriend won’t ask me to a dance
Me: Dang Brosif she sounds like a Pickle bulge

by Dean Gulbarry February 20, 2019

Pickle Rick

Officially one of the funniest things ever to happen in history

"Whats the funniest shit you've ever seen?"
"Pickle Rick, all the way. I was rolling on the floor"

by thissiteiscoolbutihatemyparent April 24, 2020