expiration date

something that is not printed on people

timmy:dude I got a tattoo of my expiration date
jimmy:*crying* I don't want you to die

by raybeez April 08, 2022

were not dating

Susan were not dating just stop asking me to do stuff with you

Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'

by JerryDoesThings November 14, 2020

gagie dating

when two people like each other but can't date due to fear of being ridiculed and teased by classmates who are usually really just jealous.

did you know that Graham and Hady are dating?

no, they're just Gagie dating.

by Sanjai Gupta July 04, 2015

Default Date

Default date is not at the beginning of August when the US runs out of money as most people think. It's actually more of a "guys night out" form of male bonding.

The Default Date is when Boehner invites Cantor out to dinner and a movie at the end of July 2011 instead of working on the budget.

by docsterx July 31, 2011

dad date

When two friends that are both dads take their kids out in public together

Jim and Todd totally had a dad date last week lol Saw them out with the kids when I went to the movies the other day

by kaylaelizabethann April 10, 2016

unofficially dating

when ur bf is a cunt and doesn’t love u enough

craig :we could date but we want it on the down low

joe: unofficially dating ??
craig: YASSS

by yaaaaaaa....bitch December 10, 2017

D date

A date that is strictly for getting the D

They’re not going on an actual date it’s just a D date

by Theresnoautofillhere March 02, 2020