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Your mom

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.
Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”
by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020
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Something I was doing last night
by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021
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Your mom

The best comeback to any situation. The phrase “your mom” can be used in literally scenario. The lest context the better. Using this phrase makes you instantly cool and people usually dont know how to respond so its also a great way to end a conversation.
- “Hey Candice did you here what happened to your cat?”: “your mom 😎”

- “what was all that noise?”: “your mom 😎”
- “your so dumb”: “your mom 😎”
- “bruh what is that?”: “your mom 😎”
by CandiceSaidSo October 19, 2021
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your/mom

your/mom is a set of pronouns used by someone who has a scat kink
That person uses your/mom pronouns, the must have a scar kink!
by IllllIIIIlIIIlllllIII August 1, 2021
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your mom

A dumbass reply to a question. Everyone thinks that it is cool, but really, it is super dumb.
Person 1: "Hey whatcha bring for lunch?"
Person 2: "Your mom".
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lolitisme November 25, 2018
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Your mom

Used by mostly horny ass 12-year-olds that have nothing better to do
Person 1: Why were you late
Horny 12 year old: Because of your mom
by chlide January 2, 2022
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