buttsex your whales

There is an ice cream called "Fudgey the Whale", and this derives from that.
The meaning of "buttsexing someone's whales" is sort of unknown, I imagine it probably is sort of like pwn or own.

I'm going to buttsex your whales.

by FlyEvolution July 28, 2004

Sperm Whale Inhale

When you're fucking a girl, choke her until she's at the point of passing out. Once she is out of breath, pull out and splurge you're load all in her mouth. Her first deep breathe will inhale you're cum deep into her lungs.

She was very interested in marine biology so I took her to the beach and showed that bitch the sperm whale inhale.

by Maze Men March 13, 2009

Serial killer whale

Killer whale that keeps on killing people. And seaworld keeps on getting paid to let him kill!

That Tilikum at seaworld - he's not just a killer whae he's a serial killer whale .

by doctorjosh February 26, 2010

big blue whale

a big blue dildo that girls at kenston use.

those girls share a big blue whale.

by blah5439555 April 18, 2011

Hot Whale eye

another term for a man or woman's sweaty butt-hole... another word for "ass eating"

There's nothing wrong with enjoying a "hot whale eye" every now and again

by Dr.Poon69 March 18, 2010

Baby white whale

A chubby Caucasian child swimming in a public pool usually with a shirt on but you can see through the shirt he can only doggy paddle due to the fact that his chubby stubby arms hold him back

that Baby white whale over there is trying so hard to swim and make friends but he isn't swimming very fast

by bamcole101 November 21, 2016

Beached Whale Couple

A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.

"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"

"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?

Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!

Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?

Todd: What trip?

Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?

Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!

Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!

Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.

Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!

Todd: Oh, I will!"

by atreed7 June 1, 2018